8 Of The Most Awful Fandom Ship Names On The Internet

I ship, you ship, we all ship. Ships (both canon and non-canon) are an integral part of any fandom. But sometimes, people come up with some highly questionable names for their OTPs. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1407978584); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3416455”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1407978584); });

1. Peeniss (Peeta Mellark/Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games)

Peeniss (Peeta Mellark/Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games )

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Lionsgate Films

The alternative is Katpee. Seriously, Katniss/Peeta shippers. Do you want your OTP to sound like the male appendage or, well… cat pee?

2. Cherik (Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr, X-Men)

Cherik (Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr, X-Men )

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20th Century Fox

OK, so we all love Professor X and Magneto. Alone, together, whatever. What we don’t love is the ship name Cherik. You’re probably a smart bunch, X-Men fans. Try again?

3. Thilbo (Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit)

Thilbo (Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit )

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New Line Cinema

Someone tell me why this name even exists in a world where Bagginshield is a (strange but) far less awful alternative. ^Even Bilbo is baffled.

4. Thorki (Thor/Loki, Thor, The Avengers)

Thorki (Thor/Loki, Thor, The Avengers )

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Marvel Studios

First of all, you’re shipping two brothers. I don’t care that they’re not biologically related, they grew up together as brothers. Second of all, your ship name sounds like a disease. Nothing about this ship is right. Thor/Loki BrOTP 5eva!

5. Sherlolly (Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper, Sherlock)

Sherlolly (Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper, Sherlock )

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BBC One

This one sounds like a slobbering dog. Sherly you can do better, Sherlock fans. Hooplock? No? OK, I tried. Beats Sherlolly, anyway.

6. Lestrolly (Greg Lestrade/Molly Hooper, Sherlock)

Lestrolly (Greg Lestrade/Molly Hooper, Sherlock )

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BBC One

The ship is cute. But the name has the word “troll” in it. What more can I say? Just when you thought there couldn’t be any ship names in the Sherlock fandom worse than Sherlolly.

7. Stucky (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes, Captain America)

Stucky (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes, Captain America )

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Marvel Studios

This one’s currently such a popular ship that even finding a picture that wasn’t fan made slash on the internet was a challenge. However, the name just desecrates this beautiful relationship/friendship/whatever you want it to be. Go for WinterShield. WinterCap. WinterStar. Anything. Just NOT Stucky.

8. Grocket (Groot/Rocket Raccoon, Guardians of the Galaxy)

Grocket (Groot/Rocket Raccoon, Guardians of the Galaxy )

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Marvel Studios

Yep, it’s already happening. People are shipping a humanoid tree and a talking raccoon. And not platonically. #Grocket is already a thing on Tumblr. In this case, though, the ship itself is more horrifying than the name.

There are tons of other terrible ship names on the internet. Are there any you’ve seen that cannot be unseen?

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